Because it wasn’t killing you fast enough, KFC’s Sadness Bowl now comes with bacon!*
*Thus forever invalidating the argument everything is better with bacon.
A night out with Ronald, Jack, the Colonel and the King. They sure like to party. Watch it before it’s sued into oblivion.
Here’s where I would make some snarky comment, but honestly I can’t think of anything to do justice to Kentucky Fried Chicken’s latest invention – the Double Down.