KISS

The completely fictitious true story of the inspiration behind KISS‘ 1979 single “Beth.” Thanks to our pal Eric for the heads up.

BETH

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Knowing our pal Eric is always looking for new KISS memorabilia we share with you this new set of Hello Kitty Collector Figures. The Demon, The Starchild, The Catman, and The Spaceman can all be yours for the low, low price of $45 a piece.

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Hello KISSY

by Cap'n Carrot on October 4, 2012 · 0 comments

in Toys and Gizmos

Finally the toy that mashes up alphamonkey’s love of Hello Kitty and our pal Eric’s near insane level of KISS devotion. Ladies and gents, I give you the Hello Kitty KISS Demon Pop! Vinyl Figure.

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Merchandising maniacs KISS (I hear they also occasionally play music) and Hello Kitty have combined to produce… Hello Kitty KISS Toilet Paper? Thanks, but I really didn’t need to know what our pal Eric plans to wipe his ass with for the foreseeable future.

[via Classic Rock Magazine]

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Kiss of a Panda by Robert Farkas

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Eric has always argued his rock idols deserve their own monument. Well, now you can buy one for your very own. Sculpted by artist Douglas Hilderbrandt, the polystone Mount KISSmore features members Gene “The Demon” Simmons, Paul “The Starman” Stanley, Ace “The Spaceman” Frehley, and Peter “The Catman” Criss. It can be yours for the low, low price of $69.

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Available in both 12in. and 8in. versions, the entire set of four can be yours (if you pre-order now) for $240 and $88 respectively. You can also buy the 12in. figures separately for $60 a pop, or the 8in. separately for $22 a pop.

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Cracked has a humorous collection of honest album covers that’s worth a quick look.

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I’m not saying this 11″ Vinyl Kiss Robot was made just for our pal, but KISS certainly knows its fan base.

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In honor of the fact that he was my rock idol at an early age and I still pay lots of attention to him despite the fact that I want to muzzle him every time he opens his mouth — today’s Top 10 will pay tribute to the acting genius of Gene Simmons.

I dare you to watch clips from some of the most bizarre narrative features ever put to film. I dare you to enter the world of the Top 10 Gene Simmons Performances.

You will never be the same.

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