Tired of killing, the world’s best mercenary (Jason Statham) calls it quits only to be pulled out of retirement a year later by an oil sheikh (Rodney Afif) who holds one of his oldest friends (Robert De Niro) hostage to make sure Danny takes the job.
You’ll have to forgive us if we limp our way into 2011. Teh ‘monkey is lost in the Ohio wilderness, lintly is busy writing love letters to Jason Statham, Sparkle is counting down the seconds until he can see Country Strong, Shadow is still “experimenting” on the inflatable sheep he got for Christmas, and I’m still recovering from dental surgery I had on the 31st (Best New Year’s Ever!). To help you feel my pain here’s a little dental-inspired goodness thanks to Steve Martin and Little Shop of Horrors.
I’m posting this trailer for lintly, whose man-crush on Jason Statham is well-known around the office. In Blitz someone is hunting down and killing cops on the streets of London. The police assign their best man (Statham) to cause mindless mayhem solve the case. David Morrissey, Paddy Considine, and Luke Evans also star. Expect the movie to blitz into theaters sometime early next year.