lord of the rings

Hobbit Office

by Cap'n Carrot on December 18, 2014 · 0 comments

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What happens to a Hobbit once his quest has ended? Saturday Night Live has the answer.


Okay Frodo, grab your own Gold-Plated Tungsten Carbide One Ring (sizes 7-12) for the low, low price of $100.



The Desolation of Smaug

by Cap'n Carrot on December 13, 2013 · 0 comments

in Film

The quest of Bilbo Baggins (Martin Freeman), Gandalf (Ian McKellen), Thorin Oakenshield (Richard Armitage) and his dwarves to reclaim the lost kingdom of Erebor under the Lonely Mountain continues in The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. Captured by elves, attacked by orcs, and journeying into the depths of the lost kingdom, the sequel is more successful than The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey but still suffers from director Peter Jackson taking his damn sweet time with unnecessary subplots and a host of new characters to introduce.

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The Simpsons – The Hobbit Couch Gag Intro [VO|HD]


Every mention of Frodo or Sam in Peter Jackson’s The Lord of the Rings.

The Lord of the Rings – Every “Frodo” and “Sam” (Supercut)


We now have our first full-length trailer for the second part of director Peter Jackson‘s retelling of J.R.R. Tolkein‘s The Hobbit which promises two things we didn’t get in the first film – barrels and Smaug (Benedict Cumberbatch). Martin FreemanIan McKellenRichard ArmitageGraham McTavishKen StottAidan TurnerDean O’GormanMark HadlowAdam BrownJohn CallenWilliam KircherPeter HambletonJames Nesbitt, and Stephen Hunter all return. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug opens in theaters on December 13th.


Have you ever wondered what it might sound like to hear Gollum sing Anne Hathaway’s big number from Les Misérables? It turns out it might sound something very much like this…

Gollum sings I Dreamed A Dream via Topless Robot


How It Should Have Ended gives us an alternative ending to Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, which, to be fair, would have saved everyone a hell of a lot of time.

How The Hobbit Should Have Ended


The Onion reports how Peter Jackson was careful not only to make sure The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey stayed true to not only J.R.R. Tolkien’s original work but also the The Hobbit-themed Denny’s Menu.

Peter Jackson’s ‘The Hobbit’ Stays Faithful To Original Book, Denny’s Menu


I may have had mixed reaction to Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey but I’m pretty impressed with this video from Peter Hollins who sings all the dwarvish parts of the hauting “Misty Mountains” melody (a capella!) in this video. Well done, sir.

The Hobbit – Misty Mountains – Peter Hollens Acappella