Miscellany

Okay, I wouldn’t stick this in my back pocket, but I have to admit I kinda like the idea of an Pac-Man Atari cartridge turned into a wallet.

Atari cartridge wallet – Pac Man

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Bacon Pop

by alphamonkey on January 4, 2010 · 1 comment

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bacon popcornDo you like bacon? How about popcorn?

Well, here you go. Yes, it’s bacon-flavored popcorn.

Did I fall asleep and miss the memo that bacon had become the new all-purpose flavor additive from everything from popcorn to mayonnaise?

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The dark side of Ronald McDonald.

ronald mcdonald slapdown

Here’s a lesson this kid should have learned long ago: Whatever you do, don’t ever antagonize a clown. The results aren’t pretty.

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redshirt cologneAh, the fragrance of doom. If you’ve ever wanted to smell like a Red Shirt (and if so, please let us know why), now’s your chance with Star Trek Red Shirt Cologne.

“It’s a daring men’s fragrance for those brave enough to place no trust in tomorrow.”

Or, if you’re more of a take charge kinda guy, maybe you want to try Star Trek Tiberius Cologne. (I hear it’s the scent those green-skinned ladies really go for)

As novelty gifts go I must admit these have some charm, but would you actually wear it (other than to a Star Trek Convention)?

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Hope your holiday is as aweome as this Panda

by alphamonkey on December 24, 2009

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We’ve got some new movie reviews for you in just a few scant hours, but until then enjoy this:

panda xmas

Have yourselves a merry Christmas Eve and a great weekend, folks!

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beware of wlarusSometime it’s best not to question the advice given to you by street side signs. Whether it seems sound or not, it’s probably not worth the effort.

Simply accept their wisdom, and move on…

Oh, who am I kidding?!

WTF???!!!

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Ever wanted to write your own Kung Fu movie but didn’t really want to put forth much effort? Well then, this Kung Fu Movie Script Creator is just for you! Simply fill in a few places, objects, and such, and before you know you’ll have your own Kung Fu script. Thanks to our pal Eric for sending this our way! Here’s an example from my legendary tale of a young student, taught by a master without a pelvis, who earns the proud name of Hoppy the Marvel Bunny:

grasshopper kung fu movie script

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Lamp-In-A-Box

by alphamonkey on December 16, 2009

in Comics!

If you are in the need for a little illumination you might give the folks at Lamp-In-A-Box a try. All of the 7×9 inch shades are made of eco-friendly 100% biodegradable plastic and come in various patterns including The Beatles, Bruce Lee, Barbie, Emily the Strange, and Marvel Comics designs (including Spider-Man, Captain America, Sliver Surfer and Iron Man). If you want you can even design your own!

lamps in a box

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Just in time for your holiday shopping, here’s Emotionally Traumatic Christmas Toys. Teh ‘monkey and I both agree that the genius who came up with a Teddy Bear Gun should be rewarded.

teddy bear gun

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Instant Chewbacca

by alphamonkey on December 14, 2009

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I never knew it, but I always wanted a Chewbacca Easy Button.

instant chewbacca

Thank you Internet!

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