The folks at Book of Odds have come up with the likelihood of an average guy going on a date with a supermodel. I won’t lie to you, the numbers aren’t pretty, but they do go up if you happen to live in New York City or Los Angeles, are richer than fuck, and are tall and exceptionally good looking. Someone that didn’t make you feel better, did it? Sorry.

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We’re posting this video for its musical and artistic merits. No, really!* This is Complicated Universal Cum with the video for “I Can Hardly Wait.”

Complicated Universal Cum – I can hardly wait

*Okay, maybe not

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Because everyone should learn first aid. You can tell your boss that it’s your civic duty to watch this. Over and over and over.

No rescue breathing?

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