I don’t know what you guys are doing reading all those phoney top ten lists over there, what with their overpraise of films in which women shit in bathroom sinks.
A shame, that – after all, this, mine, is the authoritative tome that Scholars will look back on and shower with statuses of validity upon as the definitive list. “Yeah, you know what, The Artist wasn’t a lot more than a nice movie, Sparkle was totally right,” they’ll say a thousand years from now. And I shall smile down on them from Future Heaven, which is just like regular Heaven but with astronaut food, hover boards, and a hilarious robot that is actually pretty good at Stand-Up.
Anyway, here are the ten best motion pictures of the year:
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Gary Busey is more than a man, more than a mere actorâ€”he’s a gale force wind that sweeps everything in his path up in his own insanity. The 10 films selected by frequent Scene-Stealers contributor Warren J. Cantrell may not be classics in the realm of cinematic greatness, but each possesses its own loopy charm brought on in no small part by the addition of one Gary Busey to the cast.
If you’d like to contribute your own Top 10, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. For now, however, it may impossible not to be swept up by Warren’s rambling and right-on list of Top 10 Gary Busey Performances. Enjoy!
If you cram an ass-load of information into a brief two to four minutes with no dialogue–just rockinâ€™ music and quick-cut action–you are relying on the power of the montage.Warren J. Cantrell from Seattle, WA has compiled his list of the Top 10 Movie Montages. He could have easily made a list “50 films deep,” he writes, so parameters were set and followed.
The 10 movies he ended up with all have perfect examples of that most lazy and helpful of storytelling devices–the montage. (It’s a method so powerful that “Team America” sang a song about it.) If you’d like to contribute a Top 10 list, email me at email@example.com. In the meantime, enjoy this list of Warren’s Top 10 Movie Montages.
Usually around this time of year we’d be doing something like J.D.’s Top 10 “Crazy From the Heat” Movies. However, in New York City, where Scene-Stealers sitegoer Sean O’Connell is from, there has been a ton of rain this summer. Lucky for us, that spurred an entire Top 10 list of famous rain scenes from him.
Rain is usually used to symbolize a rebirth or baptism of some sort by the character involved, but sometimes it’s just used as a gloomy or scary mood-setter. Whatever the device, Sean has compiled his list of Top 10 Movie Rain Scenes for you to enjoy and add to. I already know I need to add John Goodman and William Forsythe in “Raising Arizona” to the list!
Eric and guest host Trey Hock review the raunchy new comedy “The Hangover” starring starring Zach Galifainakis, Bradley Cooper, and Ed Helms. Does it live up to the hype? Will Ferrell’s TV remake “Land of the Lost” (co-starring Danny McBride) also comes out today. Click here to read Eric’s print review of “Land of the Lost.”
The movie industry is always looking for help when it comes to financing motion pictures, especially the really big, expensive kind. Companies who lay down lots of cold, hard cash are molding products, logos, and slogans into the very building blocks of our entertainment, often without audiences even realizing it. The new trend, of course, is to mock product placement even as you feature the product: “30 Rock,” I’m looking at you!
Today’s Top 10 look at product placement comes from Elliot Kort and Abby Olcese, the Two Awesome Movie Nerds from Lawrence, KS. Check out their own personal list of favorite Top 10 Product Placements in Movies here. Also, be sure and leave them some comments because there are a metric crap-ton of other prominently featured products in movies these days. Let’s hear what you have to say, too! If you have a Top 10 list of your own, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Summer is here and Scene-Stealers‘ Eric Melin and guest host Trevan McGee from inkkc.com review the new McG (“Charlie’s Angels,” “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle”) reboot of “The Terminator” franchise, starring Christian Bale as famed leader of the human resistance John Connor. Eric thinks the movie is like a plate of leftovers from “The Road Warrior,” “Alien,” and “The Matrix,” while Trevan holds firm that as a war movie with some good action scenes, it succeeds.
Today’s Top 10 Tuesday submission comes from Seattle WA. Warren J. Cantrell is a writer who enjoys two things: being hardcore and “Predator 2.” Warrenâ€™s impassioned, uncensored Top 10 list makes him the first Scene-Stealers sitegoer to write a Top 10 list about ONE MOVIE, and an 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger-less sequel at that. This Top 10 is also notable for its creation of the past-tense word â€œwad-shot.â€ Hereâ€™s Warren with the Top 10 Reasons â€œPredator 2â€ Is the Best of the â€œPredatorâ€ Franchise.
If you have a Top 10 list you’d like to submit fro Top 10 Tuesday, send it to email@example.com.
Our good friend Andrew Reed, a frequent contributor who runs the excellent Fighting the Youth blog and currently resides in Argentina, has a thing for MILFS. Or at least he was excited enough about them to compile the definitive list (minus last year’s “The Reader”) of Top 10 Movie Cougars.
Urbandictionary defines cougar as â€œa 35+ year old female who is on the hunt for a much younger male.â€ Some would say that any definition requires use of the word â€œpounce.â€ But whatever your take on the definition, letâ€™s take a moment to celebrate the women who teach more than they tease–the Top 10 Movie Cougars.
If you have a Top 10 list you’d like to contribute to Scene-Stealers, drop me a note at firstname.lastname@example.org and let me know!