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This is a ridiculous (and certainly NSFW) mashup of Natalie Portman‘s sex scene with Mila Kunis in Black Swan and clips from Jabba’s Palace and Sail Barge from Return of the Jedi.

Natalie Portman & Mila Kunis in Jabba’s Palace

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Seriously, this is a video with Natalie Portman and Johnny Depp signing the words a song by Paul McCartney. We don’t really have to sell you on this one, do we?

Paul McCartney’s ‘My Valentine’ Featuring Natalie Portman and Johnny Depp

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No Strings Attached

by Cap'n Carrot on May 17, 2011 · 0 comments

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The subject of friends with benefits usually makes for lackluster Hollywood scripts. No Strings Attached is no exception. Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher star as acquaintances who meet occasionally over the years and eventually get together in as sex friends who “use each other for sex at all hours of the day and night.” The story obviously wants us to root for these two wacky kids to get together in a real relationship, but gives us no real reason to do so.

There are also subplots about his career as a hopeful writer in show business and his father (Kevin Kline) dating his former girlfriend (Ophelia Lovibond), but neither of these amount to much. And, in true Apatowian homage (nicer than saying rip-off), we also get several scenes with and his friends (Jake M. JohnsonLudacris) and and her friends (Greta GerwigMindy Kaling) discussing relationships, sex, and menstruation with slightly inappropriate (but only occasionally funny) ways.

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Seeing how lintly was bugging me all day yesterday to take him to the screening of her new film Your Highness, I thought I’d share with you Natalie Portman‘s commercial for Miss Dior Chérie.

Miss Dior Chérie met Natalie Portman

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Did you ever notice the fact that Natalie Portman seems to cry on screen quite a lot? The guys at ScreenRant did.

Natalie Portman Cries A Lot (Mashup)

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By leaps and bounds, the worst genre in Hollywood right now is the Romantic Comedy. They’re rarely romantic or comedic, except maybe in the most basic definition of the latter word (which only implies that no one dies). More often than not, they’re written along one recycled storyline populated with barely defined characters.

Having this low standard to live up to, No Strings Attached feels like a relative work of truth and beauty. It won’t go down as the great redeemer of its genre, but it nails the fundamental aspects of a Romcom and, for once, your boyfriend won’t complain about being dragged to a chick flick.
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Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher star as friends with benefits in this new comedy from director Ivan Reitman. Kevin Kline, Cary Elwes, Greta Gerwig, Lake Bell, Olivia Thirlby, and Ludacris also star. NOTE: This is a NSFW red band trailer. No Strings Attached opens in theaters everywhere this week.

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I had a chance to view Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan over the holiday weekend. The review is coming, but for now check out what star Natalie Portman had to say about the project.

Featurette – Natalie Portman

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I’m throwing some birthday wishes to actress Natalie Portman today (and not only because it gives me an excuse to post these clips from Garden State). Happy birthday Natalie. Here’ Largeman, his new friend Sam, and the Shins.

Garden State Music Video with New Slang by The Shins

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