nerds with money

You know that $9,000 you squirreled away to spend on a hand-crafted, heirloom gaming table? Wait no more! Truly, this is the finest furniture your unwashed, mouth breathing friends will ever spill Mountain Dew on. Constructed by master woodworkers from high quality hardwoods, your descendants will still be using this table to play StrikeForce: Last Year. Ya know, assuming you ever manage to reproduce.

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