only slightly whorish

Hyuna – Ice Cream

by Cap'n Carrot on October 25, 2012 · 0 comments

in Mashup

Seeing as it’s been awhile since we’ve fed our old pal Fork’s (kinda creepy) obsession with K-pop, we offer you the video for “Ice Cream” by Korean pop star Hyuna.

HyunA | Ice Cream


Sideshow Collectibles is now taking pre-orders for their new limited edition 21in. Poison Ivy Premium Format Figure complete with winding vines and “captivating come-hither pose.” The voluptuous vixen can be yours for the low, low price of $350.


Bat Romance

by Cap'n Carrot on August 22, 2012 · 0 comments

in Music Videos

While we weren’t looking this happened. Bat Romance features Harley Quinn (Nikki BreAnne Wells), Poison Ivy (Jessica Serfaty), and Catwoman (Raina Hein) performing a parody of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” as they each express their romantic interest in the Dark Knight.

BAT ROMANCE [Batman Original MUSIC VIDEO] Dark Knight Rises Parody


Here’s a little Slave Leia wallpaper goodness to help you get through the rest of the week. Who’s your pal?

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This is German DJ and musician ATB‘s slightly NSFW-ish music video for “Could You Believe” from Sunset Beach DJ Session. If you’ve got a couple of hours to crawl down a rabbit hole to listen to the crazy, you can check out the YouTube comments diatribes concerning the video’s content. Or you could just enjoy two beautiful woman undressing each other and enjoying each other’s company.

ATB – Could You Believe (Official Video HQ)


This Tigra statue from Bowen Designs is a little porny for my tastes, but I’m sure Shadow has already ordered a dozen, or so to decorate his man cave.


A few months back Olivia Wilde did a photoshoot for Flaunt and they let the camera roll the results of which are this slightly NSFW short video compilation. Enjoy!

Diesel Presents… Olivia Wilde X Flaunt X Fashion


Seeing how lintly was bugging me all day yesterday to take him to the screening of her new film Your Highness, I thought I’d share with you Natalie Portman‘s commercial for Miss Dior Chérie.

Miss Dior Chérie met Natalie Portman


Never say we don’t offer you something different. The video for “Libertad” is a collaboration between Christian Chávez and Anahi. It’s certainly more of a dance club number than what we usually give you but I’m sharing it with you for two reasons: 1) Anahi (who I’d never heard of before today) is kinda hot and 2) the humorous ending sequence to the video (skip to 4:15 if you can’t make it through the whole thing).


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I don’t even own a motorcycle, but after watching this commercial for Bennett Motorcycle Insurance featuring two “Bennetts Babes” and Lucy Pinder I feel the need to get one. The spot is part of Bennetts Babe campaign searching for hot new, um, talent. If this isn’t enough, you can check out the behind-the-scenes video after the jump. There’s no nudity involved in either video, but as you might expect they are a wee bit NSFW.

Bennetts Babes Bikini Bike Wash with Lucy Pinder in HD

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