I shudder to think about combating the ceaseless onslaught of ‘I WANT’ that I have no doubt lay somewhere in my near future, but for now the wife and I are lucky to have our 3 yr olds still at the age where they’re equally excited for a straw as they are a new toy. And while I’m okay with them cradling a 12″ Venom figure like it’s a baby, or playing baby with Iron Man and monster dolls, I’m willing to admit that under no circumstance will I ever, ever allow this Skynet spawned abortion into my home.

Behold the FurReal Friends NightmareS’Mores DemonSteed Pony: