ron marz can EABOD

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I may have enjoyed Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps #30 a bit more if the entire story hadn’t been a misdirect. That said, fans of Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps should still have fun with the Green Lantern’s return to Earth to investigate Superman‘s recent encounter with Parallax and news that Sinestro is alive in the anti-matter dimension on Qward.

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Life for the combined forces of the Green Lantern Corps and the Sinestro Corps continues to get off to a rock start on Oa during the building of a new Yellow Power Battery as disagreements between the two groups come to blows. The responsibility for restoring order, and acting as the voice of reason, falls to Guy Gardner who manages to keep the peace… this time.

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I have never denied that fact that Kyle Rayner is my least favorite Green Lantern. Ever. Born out of the masturbatory fantasies of Ron Marz who destroyed one of DC Comic’s oldest heroes to write himself into the storyline, Kyle has been a problem for me ever since his first appearance (where he was given a power ring because a Guardian couldn’t bother to find someone actually worthy and handed the most powerful weapon in the universe over to the first person he came across). I explain this not to attack the character, who I find tolerable at the best of times, but to offer an explanation while a Kyle-centric issue is never going to be a favorite of mine.

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And I l thought the Bat-nipples were bad. How do you take one of the coolest super-hero costumes of all-time and turn it into this? Yes, this is what Ryan Reynolds CGI costume will look like in 2011’s Green Lantern. Feel free to weep (I know I did):

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like some drunk Kyle Rayner pre-teen fanboy designed this purposefully to tank a Hal Jordan movie? (Are we sure Ron Marz didn’t design this?) I don’t want to overreact, but someone needs to die. Seriously, WTF?

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