Ryan Reynolds

Safe House

by Cap'n Carrot on February 10, 2012 · 0 comments

in Film

Safe House just goes to show you that Hollywood can find a way to take even one of the most boring jobs of any CIA agent would ever have and turn it into an action thriller with a horde of nameless bad guys who never seem to run out of ammunition.

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In blackest night...

Oh, it’s *on* now.

That’s right, I got me a power ring! Is it going to look ultra-hot on my desk, and will be noticeably absent from the Cap’n’s? YES. This will definitely dull the pain as it looks like I’ll be missing out on the press screenings due to being in salty Las Vegas..

And the best part? The box and crushed velour give off an odor I can only imagine springs from the musty arm-hair of a Neal Adams era Hal Jordan. Mmmmm, smells like justice.

Super thanks to DC, Warner Bros., and the fine folks at Allied Integrated Marketing!

Note:My alternate title and content: “Dear Ryan, YES! A Thousand times yes! You’ve made me the happiest nerd in the world! Suck it, Scarlett!