The mad genius of seanbaby is back on display with Man Comics: Terrifying Safety Lessons for Kids from “Stayin’ Safe With Kirk Cameron” where “you’ll learn how to resuscitate a lingerie model, how to hide from robots, how a banana proves God and how Popsicle Pete became what we know him(?) as today.”

My favorite of the bunch comes from the old school ad of prizes Uncle Willy will send you. I don’t know about you, but I am so sending away for the Axes & Knives Grab Bag!