Damn you Microsoft! Slightly NSFW.

Funny Videos – Microsoft Office XP (Banned Too Sexy)


This made me laugh and I just had to share (and not only because the guy in the vid reminds me of Sam J Jones). Thanks Nuvolt for mashing up the lusting of two strangers in an aerobic studio, taken from a long-forgotten 80’s movie, with just the right sound. As you might expect it’s a little NSFW.


Thanks to Casey for correctly identifying the movie the clips come from: 1984’s Heavenly Bodies (check out the trailer).


Avatar Sex

by alphamonkey on January 18, 2010 · 0 comments

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From the demented mind of Harry Partridge (you remember him, he gave us the hilarious Watchmen Saturday Morning Cartoon) comes this NSFW look at the sex scene that didn’t make it into the final cut of James Cameron’s Avatar.

Avatar – Hot Na’vi Sex


Star Wars Burlesque (yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like) recently took over the Los Angeles club Bordello for a night of geeky debauchery thanks to the folks at Devil’s Playground. The clip (and pics which you can view here) are a little NSFW, but it’s Star Wars Burlesque so you aren’t going to let that stop you, are you?

Star Wars Burlesque


Here’s the Very NSFW Red Band trailer for Chloe, a film from Atom Egoyan (Where the Truth Lies, Exotica) about a married woman (Julianne Moore) who hires an escort (Amanda Seyfried) to seduce her husband (Liam Neeson) to test his fidelity, but it soon becomes apparent the escort has plans of her own. If this sounds oh so French to you, you’d be right – the film is an American adaptation of the 2004 French film Nathalie… Seyfried (as Chloe) begins undressing in theaters on March 19th.


superman blowup dollThat’s right folks it’s that special Christmas gift equally “appropriate” for your 7-year-old or his bi-curious teenage brother.

You just know this is what Jimmy Olsen wishes for every Christmas.

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I guess after making it across the known universe to the lost planet of Earth the only left for Cylons to do is wait around a few decades and then strip for the camera. Battlestar Galactica‘s Six (Tricia Helfer) and Boomer (Grace Park) reunite for a new Maxim spread to help promote the newly released Battlestar Galactica: The Plan. A word of caution on both the pics (which you can see here) and the video – although there’s technically no nudity it’s a little steamy and likely NSFW.

battlestar maxim

Battlestar Galactica Babes Photoshoot Maxim

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I’ve been holding onto this for awhile now and haven’t posted it due to it’s seriously NSFW nature, but I’ve finally breaking down and sharing it with you. As I see it the commercial has two main problems: 1) There’s no way you’d ever get it on the air, and 2) I’m pretty sure after viewing it that I’m less likely to want a Sprite. Even with these failings it’s worth a look. Due to it’s strong sexual nature I’ll caution again – very, very NSFW!

Sprite Interacial Oral Sex Ad Banned In Germany


Okay, this little advert from the good folks at The Faculty of Science at the University of Copenhagen made me smile.

The Power to Create


prostitue-adSorry folks, looks looks like you’ll have to find your prostitutes another way. Craigslist has signed a deal with local law enforcement in Illionis, Missouri, and Connecticut to totally revamp their “erotic services” category into a new more strictly monitored (and twice as expensive) “adult services” listing. So where are lonely guys supposed to go to find money-grubbing women who post fake pictures of themselves online and offer services they have no intention of performing? FriendFinder? You can read more here.