sounds ridiculous enough to be an apple solution

Why Every New Macbook Needs a Different Goddamn Charger

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Because they’ll pay out the nose for unnoticeable marginal improvement in sound quality, I guess. Apple fucks over it’s own customers by making them buy new proprietary headphones going forward for Apple devices. So… how you enjoying that iPhone now John?

APPLE F*cks up! – New headphones suck

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Funny or Die offers up The Truth Behind the New Apple Ad:

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The Onion reports that Apple has come to an unusual solution to problems of their iPhone Maps application by rearranging the Earth’s geography to match the inaccuracies of their software.

Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth’s Geography

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