steven seagal is…

In honor of renown thespian Steven Seagal‘s birthday we share with you this collection of quotes from my favorite film from the Seagal oeuvre – Hard to Kill.



by Cap'n Carrot on April 19, 2012 · 0 comments

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This book has been in print for more than two weeks and no one’s bought me a copy? I’m not feelin’ the love here people.

Seagalogy is “an in-depth study of the world’s only aikido instructor turned movie star/director/writer/blues guitarist/energy drink inventor, the ass-kicking auteur Steven Seagal.”


That’s right boys and girls Steven Seagal is A Dangerous Man (even if he does run like a girl).

A word of caution – along with the violence there’s more than a few NSFW phrases to be found here.

Steven Seagal A Dangerous Man 2010 fightscene

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Steven Seagal’s career took a turn for the worse back in 2001 when, while filming Exit Wounds, he realized his career was on the fast track to straight-to-video hell. It was during these dark days that the star started skulking around the set between takes, replacing the blanks with live ammunition, and, well, see for yourself…

Steven Seagal Laying the Hammer Down


…runs like a girl:

Steven Seagal runs like a girl