stop ruining my comics!!!!

We think this is a trailer for the upcoming Jonah Hex (based on the DC Comics character), though we are confused as to why the old western bounty hunter now seems to be blessed with supernatural powers and the ability to bring people back from the dead.* The film stars Josh Brolin, John Malkovich, and Megan Fox as “a gun-wielding prostitute.” Yeah… Anyway, the film is set to hit theaters on June 18.

*alphamonkey wasn’t able to watch the entire thing without throwing feces at the screen (but, then again, the screen had it coming)