Stupid People

fox news pollIn a recent Fox News poll on the evil liberal hoax of global warming a total of 120% of voters let their voices be heard.

That’s impressive! Impossible, but impressive!

You can find more on the story here.

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republican mathA recent FOX NEWS poll asked Republicans who they would support in the 2012 Presidential Election. Out of the possible 100% here’s the breakdown of the results:

70% – Sarah Palin
63% – Mike Huckabee
60% – Mitt Romney

Watch the video here.

*I have to admit this does help illustrate how Republicans can dismiss a 70% approval for a Public Option as nothing more than a “fringe view.”

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So you support Sarah Palin for President? Um, okay. Could you give a single reason why? No? Well, thanks for playing. Funny stuff, and I’m giving out some bonus points for its similarities in style to the 1986 heavy metal documentary Heavy Metal Parking Lot.

SARAH PALIN BOOK SIGNING – Interviews with Supporters

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This (for lack of a a better term let’s say music) comes from the electronica/screamo/crunk ballad band Breathe Carolina. Yeah, I know it looks like an SNL skit, but I do believe they are serious.

Oh, and did I mention they have proudly shared the stage with this band?

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File this one under WTF? Okay, teh ‘monkey and I are both relatively sure this is a put-on (and too ridiculous to take seriously), but we’re going to share it with you anyway. Meet the folks at Love Gods Way who want to protect you from the evils of gay music:

“There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.”

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The group’s members include reformed homosexual Donnie Davis whose personal mission is to turn homosexuals into “normal people.”

We’re hoping this is an over-elaborate joke, because if it’s not we’re going to have to set the hounds loose on these folks pretty damn soon.

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shelbyvilleEver wondered what the cost of a Cheetos fight would be? Turns out to be about $5,000.

A 40-year-old couple was arrested, and had to each post a $2,500 bond, for getting into an altercation involving the use of Cheetos. Oh, Shelbyville. I guess Homer was right about you all along. Okay, so it’s not that Shelbyville, but it’s still funny.

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hangover-poster“You know that you did a good job of drinking the night before when you wake up someplace that you don’t recognize and the first question that you ask yourself is, ‘Wasn’t I wearing underwear last night?’”

As some of you may, or may not, know our pals over at Scene-Stealers recently ran a ticket giveaway for an advanced screening of The Hangover. To win contestants simply needed to share their best hangover/drunk/Vegas stories.

The results are funny, and more than a little disturbing.

If you missed your chance to win free tickets, and share your shameful drunken escapades, you do still have a chance to grab yourself and autographed poster of the film.

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That's almost 2 whole actors!Nerdom is all a’twitter with the news that the rights holder to the original “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” film is looking to make another film – without Joss Wheadon’s input or involvement. That’s…. that’s just crazy talk.

Now don’t get me wrong – I’m not the world’s biggest Joss Wheadon fan. In fact I’ll go on record saying that the only work he’s produced that I actually truly loved from beginning to end was his 25 issue Astonishing X-Men run (which still managed to piss me off by being way off schedule half the time), but seriously? A Buffy film not helmed, written, or even consulted on by the man responsible for the whole damn thing? Well done, Hollywood. Well done. Why not “Godfather 4″, written and directed by McG?

Though I do have to make one point about any nerd furor – As EW states (after laying out how successful the Buffyverse comics have been earlier in the article): .

“Clearly, Joss has more Buffy stories to tell. Why not let him?”

I can answer that: Because outside of a small handful of issues, the Buffy Season Eight series has been putting the ‘meh’ in medium for about 18 months.

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dance-flickWhat are you doing reading a review for this movie? Come to think of it, what was I doing going to a screening of it? You know exactly what this movie is, and you knew before you ever started reading this review whether it’s for you or not.

There are no surprises with Dance Flick. What you see is what you get, most of it bad. The new film from the Wayan Bros. is yet another entry into the sub-genre of cheap parody films which has produced one or two fun flicks, such as the first Scary Movie, but also filled up the DVD bargain bin at your local Best Buy and the late night B-movie channels on cable.

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Yes, you are Bat-shit Crazy!Kathy Grimes of TownHall.com for going ballistic on President Obama. Last week, while giving the commencement address at Arizona State our President, instead of presenting platitudes and blowing smoke up the gowns of the recent graduates, actually had something to say about the broken state of our economy and about the nature of capitalism.

He asked the students to not only look to make money with their shiny new degrees, but look towards ways they could help their communities, to be good human beings and not just good consumers, and to work towards bringing America back to the status the country once had. Well, it seems Kathy Grimes took exception to these remarks.

Here is Ms. Grimes’ response:

“Obama is such a narcissistic sociopath that he is total denial about his own ‘greed factor’… After telling the graduating students to give more of themselves and work for non-profits instead of big business, and work for free health clinics and poor high schools – unlike he and his wife or anyone they know and associate with. Graduating college students are not supposed to aspire to success according to Obama. They are not supposed to care about profit because profit is bad and evil. Who does obama think supports non-rpofits andf charities with their evil profit? It’s not the civil servants.”

If you can stomach it, read her full diatribe here.

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