How to achieve the lowest score possible while defeating Super Mario Bros.
I wonder if it makes the sound each time the cat goes down the pipe?
[Walyou via Kotaku]
Patent Pending offers up this musical suggestion that a certain plummer may want to rethink his life.
Patent Pending – Hey Mario (BRAND NEW SONG!!!) via Topless Robot
Say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Despite the picture the set only includes 3 (Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi) 12in. Super Mario Bros. plushies (not all five as depicted), but it’s still a pretty good bargain for the low, low price of $36.
Straight from the Twitter feed of dpb fave Brian Azzarello comes a way for me to combine two long-held loves: Super Mario Bros. and Morrissey by way of this chiptunes version of “This Charming Man” by user lazyitis.
This will TOTALLY save me some time this weekend.
What would Mario be like with a portal gun? From the looks of this video he’d be a total prick, but oh so funny.
Dorkly Bits: Mario With A Portal Gun via Likecool
From the folks at College Humor comes this Roast of Mario which seems to be taking as many shots at Comedy Central various celebrity roasts as it does at the Italian plummer.