Who knows, maybe Sandra Bullock will be added to this list as time goes by, but for now, it may be too early for history to tell. No, wait, it’s not. If I made this list, she’d be on it. But I didn’t–it was one of our most controversial contributors.
Our cranky Gonzo-style Man of Top 10s, Warren Cantrell, is back for another round of contentious commenting with today’s Top 10 list of really awful, unforgivable Oscar mistakes.
Read Warren’s Top 10 Most Insulting Oscar Victories and find out what films are in this culture critic’s crosshairs now.
Remakes are everywhere. This past weekend, Scene-Stealers panned Rob Zombieâ€™s brand new â€œHalloween IIâ€ (a nice discussion about the movie is brewing right here, by the way). A while ago, I included two horror movies on a list of Top 10 Pointless Remakes.
Hold the presses! Now we have received a passionate plea for respect of the modern horror remake pandemic. High Noon brewmeister Bill Heinen has jumped into the fray, defending these films on his own terms, and has produced this list of the Top 10 Best Modern Horror Remakes. If you have a list youâ€™d like to contribute, email me at email@example.com.
While taking the subway to work into Manhattan, Sean O’Connell sees a familiar scene. He has to endure the same guy being a jerk-off to his wife every morning. So he channeled his rage into one helluva Top 10 list for us here at Scene-Stealers.
Sean has compiled some of the worst husbands in movie history and boy, there are some real doozies. Can you say “over the top”? Coinciding with that notion, two of the performances were actually Oscar nominated. Click here to see the Top 10 Worst Movie Husbands.
Gary Busey is more than a man, more than a mere actorâ€”he’s a gale force wind that sweeps everything in his path up in his own insanity. The 10 films selected by frequent Scene-Stealers contributor Warren J. Cantrell may not be classics in the realm of cinematic greatness, but each possesses its own loopy charm brought on in no small part by the addition of one Gary Busey to the cast.
If you’d like to contribute your own Top 10, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. For now, however, it may impossible not to be swept up by Warren’s rambling and right-on list of Top 10 Gary Busey Performances. Enjoy!
If you cram an ass-load of information into a brief two to four minutes with no dialogue–just rockinâ€™ music and quick-cut action–you are relying on the power of the montage.Warren J. Cantrell from Seattle, WA has compiled his list of the Top 10 Movie Montages. He could have easily made a list “50 films deep,” he writes, so parameters were set and followed.
The 10 movies he ended up with all have perfect examples of that most lazy and helpful of storytelling devices–the montage. (It’s a method so powerful that “Team America” sang a song about it.) If you’d like to contribute a Top 10 list, email me at email@example.com. In the meantime, enjoy this list of Warren’s Top 10 Movie Montages.
Usually around this time of year we’d be doing something like J.D.’s Top 10 “Crazy From the Heat” Movies. However, in New York City, where Scene-Stealers sitegoer Sean O’Connell is from, there has been a ton of rain this summer. Lucky for us, that spurred an entire Top 10 list of famous rain scenes from him.
Rain is usually used to symbolize a rebirth or baptism of some sort by the character involved, but sometimes it’s just used as a gloomy or scary mood-setter. Whatever the device, Sean has compiled his list of Top 10 Movie Rain Scenes for you to enjoy and add to. I already know I need to add John Goodman and William Forsythe in “Raising Arizona” to the list!
This may be the worst Top 10 I’ve written. Not in the way it was written or the lack of research, of course–on the contrary, I did a lot of research to try and track down the most fourth films in a series I could find. It was a little experiment to see what the percentage of good/bad is among fourth movies in a franchise to kind of gauge what we’re in for this weekend as fourth franchise film “Terminator Salvation” opens in theaters.
Guess what? They’re not so good. I could have made a Top 10 list of the worst in a franchise, but that would have been too easy to list, and it numbered around 50. It was much more challenging to come up with ones that didn’t suck too bad. Anyway, enjoy it if you dare: The Top 10 Best Fourth Movies in a Franchise.
Today’s Top 10 Tuesday submission comes from Seattle WA. Warren J. Cantrell is a writer who enjoys two things: being hardcore and “Predator 2.” Warrenâ€™s impassioned, uncensored Top 10 list makes him the first Scene-Stealers sitegoer to write a Top 10 list about ONE MOVIE, and an 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger-less sequel at that. This Top 10 is also notable for its creation of the past-tense word â€œwad-shot.â€ Hereâ€™s Warren with the Top 10 Reasons â€œPredator 2â€ Is the Best of the â€œPredatorâ€ Franchise.
If you have a Top 10 list you’d like to submit fro Top 10 Tuesday, send it to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Our good friend Andrew Reed, a frequent contributor who runs the excellent Fighting the Youth blog and currently resides in Argentina, has a thing for MILFS. Or at least he was excited enough about them to compile the definitive list (minus last year’s “The Reader”) of Top 10 Movie Cougars.
Urbandictionary defines cougar as â€œa 35+ year old female who is on the hunt for a much younger male.â€ Some would say that any definition requires use of the word â€œpounce.â€ But whatever your take on the definition, letâ€™s take a moment to celebrate the women who teach more than they tease–the Top 10 Movie Cougars.
If you have a Top 10 list you’d like to contribute to Scene-Stealers, drop me a note at email@example.com and let me know!